The Land Of Slience and Drought

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ehehehelokid:

nooby-banana:

handsoffmysmuppets:

aradiyeah:

tacoposey:

what if we just created a fandom for a tv show that doesn’t exist and we build it up really big and make a ton of inside jokes until the internet just accepts it as a real show and it starts getting included in polls and gets it’s own imdb page and a group of outsiders go crazy trying to find dl links

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let’s do this guys

There’s even an opening sequence omg

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SO THIS IS ACTUALLY HAPPENING GUYS

schmergo:

schmergo:

I want a movie about a guy who runs for president and wins but then suddenly realizes that he doesn’t want to be president, so he just starts doing ridiculous things all the time trying to get impeached, but it NEVER WORKS because they always miraculously end up being the right thing to do. Like, he declares war on Canada? Next day it turns out that Canada had secret plans to nuke Washington. he bans Doritos? Turns out theyr’e the number one cause of cancer and natural disasters. He sends his vice president to jail? Turns out the VP was a terrorist in disguise. He has 100% approval rating, most popular president ever.

I’ve decided that I want him to be played by Jeff Goldblum. 

shuckl:

considerthishippie:

What is a flotation tank?

500 kg of Epsom salts are added to 1000 litres of water, creating a 30 cm deep solution, which is heated to 35.5 degrees C (skin temperature).

The temperature of the water means that once you are settled in the tank, it is virtually impossible to distinguish between parts of the body that are in contact with the water, and those that aren’t, in effect “fooling” the brain into believing that the person is floating in mid-air.

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untie-my-pants:

psychoticallysweet:

spxxkers:

solar-citrus:

CAUSE I SERIOUSLY NEEDED SOMETHING LIKE THIS WHEN I WAS YOUNGER. I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU GUYS.

Don’t forget that drinking plenty of water and tea, eating a healthy diet and daily exercise will make a HUGE difference with your complexion.  Touching your face frequently is also a big no-no.  Everyone’s skin is different, so experiment with your own treatment routines and find what best suits you!!  I think this is a topic that’s almost taboo to talk about, but everyone has it, so we might as well help each other out with what we’ve found successful, right!?

Also! If you have chronic acne that you can’t get rid of, talk to your dermatologist about it. Ask about getting some vitamin a cream and make sure you follow the instructions!

yOOO I NEEDED THIS TODAY HOLY SHIT I WAS ABOUT TO GOOGLE WHAT THE FUCK TO DO THANK YOU TUMBLR GODS

If none of this stuff works, or barely works at all, please go talk to your dermatologist. I have tried stuff like this and it never worked so I thought I was doomed to a life with a face full of acne. I saw my doctor, who then prescribed me some medicine, and my face was clearing out within a week.

If you do end up with a prescription, watch out for sunburns!

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halaalpakistani:

ya-maula:


What angels are apparently supposed to look like.
They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die.
 The bible mentions multiple faces, being covered in eyeballs, constant singing, lion heads etc.
 Besides being described as beasts and monsters, they’re practically brainless drones. Heavenly angels are only one step removed from demons. The only difference is demons fell from heaven because they chose to follow Lucifer, who was an angel (angel of music and one of god’s favorites). So they are these eyeball covered animal mashed up monsters who were only created to worship for eternity (part of humanities creation was so that something would choose to love god, not just worship him because they were created to).
Angels fall into a lot of new age and conspiracy beliefs.We were taught that the supernatural realms went in the order of Heaven, Hell, then Earth. So when the angels fell from heaven with Lucifer, some fell through hell and landed on Earth. We were taught they intermarried with early humans and created giants and taught witch craft to women.
 They’re abominations, they’re alien, they’re beyond us. They’re creatures that biology as we know it does not apply to. Often they do not love mankind, they love God and God alone.

Christianity is funky and frightening.

damn but thats not what they put on christmas cards

Oh my goooooooosh this is so wrong on so many levels auuughghghfhghgjfh

And yet not a single source shown on this bullshit stuffed with half-truths and lies. 
Want to know what an angel looks like? They have a CRT monitors for heads, half eaten tacos for bodies and they originally spawned from the oceans and gave birth to mankind. Believe me, because I’m on tumblr like you and I gave a really nice description that’s in pretty convincing italics. Oh, and here’s a fancy yet inaccurate image of it that’s supposed to drill it in more:

ashshem:

halaalpakistani:

ya-maula:

What angels are apparently supposed to look like.

They had 6 wings, covered with eyes on the wings. And had two eyes on their face, but used 2 wings to cover their face at all times because if a mortal ever saw their face they would die.

 The bible mentions multiple faces, being covered in eyeballs, constant singing, lion heads etc.

 Besides being described as beasts and monsters, they’re practically brainless drones. Heavenly angels are only one step removed from demons. The only difference is demons fell from heaven because they chose to follow Lucifer, who was an angel (angel of music and one of god’s favorites). So they are these eyeball covered animal mashed up monsters who were only created to worship for eternity (part of humanities creation was so that something would choose to love god, not just worship him because they were created to).

Angels fall into a lot of new age and conspiracy beliefs.We were taught that the supernatural realms went in the order of Heaven, Hell, then Earth. So when the angels fell from heaven with Lucifer, some fell through hell and landed on Earth. We were taught they intermarried with early humans and created giants and taught witch craft to women.

 They’re abominations, they’re alien, they’re beyond us. They’re creatures that biology as we know it does not apply to. Often they do not love mankind, they love God and God alone.

Christianity is funky and frightening.

damn but thats not what they put on christmas cards

Oh my goooooooosh this is so wrong on so many levels auuughghghfhghgjfh

And yet not a single source shown on this bullshit stuffed with half-truths and lies. 

Want to know what an angel looks like? They have a CRT monitors for heads, half eaten tacos for bodies and they originally spawned from the oceans and gave birth to mankind. Believe me, because I’m on tumblr like you and I gave a really nice description that’s in pretty convincing italics. Oh, and here’s a fancy yet inaccurate image of it that’s supposed to drill it in more: